The haughtiest candidate to ever run and lose is wanting a second bite at the apple? A second reach at the brass ring? As if marrying wealthy widows isn’t enough of a pastime for him.
“Reporting for doody”
Maybe that grain of rice that got stuck in his ass and got him a purple heart ended up creating an infection that spread to his brain. Friggin’ loser!
Well, you have to understand, that John looked at Hillary running and losing twice, and he said to himself, "Hell, that's not so difficult. If she can do it, I can do it even *better*."
John's never been what you'd call the sharpest bowling ball on the rack.