Remember how they howled like this when Caroline Kennedy was handed the ambassadorship to Japan because of who she is and in total disregard for her lack of experience and qualifications?
No?
Well no one else does either.
Now just a cotton minit, y’know. Let’s be, like, y’know fair. She knew how to say “Domo Arigato Mr. Robato,” and “Atashi wa sukibi desu. Koko mada yuke, otokonoko.” How much Japanese did she, y’know, have to, y’know, know.