Made by Jaguar? Mine wouldn’t start if wet, would overheat if it was a nice day outside.
a good friend wanted me to drive his new Jaguar.
I tried to beg off but he insisted.
So, out to his garage...where he proudly started..nothing.
It wouldn’t start. Tow company sends nice young kid..who takes one look at the hyperexpensive dead kitty kat, says something very uncomplimentary about Jaguars he has known... unceremoniously attaches tow chain and yanks it down the driveway... where it predictably CRASHED into the street below. Boom!
And, off it went to the shop for $3000 new fuel pumps.
Morale: jaguar with its nice interior would make a comfy crash pad for a homeless street bum. As long as it stays parked. Which is precisely what it wants to do ..
The curse of Joe Lucas...