In tribute to a certain recent protest, I am making a “Pu**y Hat”, as follows:
Take one small stuffed pu**y, as cute as possible. (Live ones wiggle too much and might, um, misbehave.) Measure the neck’s diameter. Cut a hole in a hat slightly smaller, as it might stretch. Then bind the edges of the hole and push the pu**y head through. Before going out, rehearse what you will say when people ask, “What is That on your head?”.
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