[Rurudyne]

Shot them both and then enjoy beer with your best actually-a-woman gal.

[wbill]

Fair enough, except that she's a Scotch drinker. :-)

Fun to go into nice bars. Barkeep expects her to get something frou-frou, with extra fruit and umbrellas. Instead, she orders the "that 21 Year old single-malt, with just one ice cube, please". Fun to watch the open-mouthed stares she gets.