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1 posted on 01/28/2017 2:04:54 PM PST by lightman
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To: lightman

You can’t make this stuff up.


2 posted on 01/28/2017 2:06:08 PM PST by aposiopetic
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To: lightman

Haven’t had a more fitting name in a news story since Bobbit.


3 posted on 01/28/2017 2:06:33 PM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here Of Citizen Parents - Know Islam, No Peace -No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: lightman

Pepperoni was innocent.


4 posted on 01/28/2017 2:07:48 PM PST by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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Of course this was my first thought:


5 posted on 01/28/2017 2:08:26 PM PST by lightman (Trump = The Twenty-first century's Teddy Roosevelt!)
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To: lightman

John Dough got away.


6 posted on 01/28/2017 2:08:34 PM PST by thesharkboy (Charter member of the Basket of Deplorables)
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Buckwheat was tired of eating sammiches


7 posted on 01/28/2017 2:10:04 PM PST by ImNotLying (The Constitution is an instrument for the people to restrain the government...Patrick Henry)
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Bet he will lose his cottage, too.


8 posted on 01/28/2017 2:11:46 PM PST by Safetgiver (Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: lightman

“A little fermented Curd” Monty Python Rocked.


10 posted on 01/28/2017 2:13:13 PM PST by MotorCityBuck ( Keep the change, you filthy animal! ,)
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To: lightman

Obviously not a member of the Mozzarella family.


11 posted on 01/28/2017 2:13:33 PM PST by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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To: lightman

My pizza! Got my name right here! Cheese!


13 posted on 01/28/2017 2:14:15 PM PST by Southern Magnolia
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To: lightman

If his partner rolls over on him, the cheese stands alone.

CC


15 posted on 01/28/2017 2:16:38 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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To: lightman

Crust hasn’t been charged.


17 posted on 01/28/2017 2:18:20 PM PST by LibWhacker
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To: lightman

LOL!


18 posted on 01/28/2017 2:19:03 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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“The delivery man identified Cheese as one of the suspects who robbed him, the affidavit states.”

One of those sentences that has never been said before.

At least there was no moose-biting going on in this sordid scenario.


19 posted on 01/28/2017 2:19:10 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them!)
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To: lightman

Sauce says he’s innocent.


20 posted on 01/28/2017 2:20:06 PM PST by LibWhacker
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Was his accomplice named Crust?


23 posted on 01/28/2017 2:21:44 PM PST by Terry Mross (I was once ," verysadamerican". Mo more since "WE" won!)
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To: lightman; raygunfan; Gamecock; Larry Lucido; FredZarguna; PROCON; KC_Lion

[ Sheldon Isaiah Cheese, 17, of York, is one of two people allegedly involved in the incident. ]

Cosmo Kramer: He tried to lam, but they cheesed him.

Jerry: Oh .... NOW I understand.


26 posted on 01/28/2017 2:25:05 PM PST by SaveFerris (Hebrews 13:2 Do not forget to entertain strangers, for ... some have unwittingly entertained angels)
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To: lightman

This thread is gonna get gouda.


27 posted on 01/28/2017 2:25:54 PM PST by Flick Lives
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Sheldon Isaiah Cheese, 17, of York, is one of two people allegedly involved in the incident. He and Logan Matthew "Pepperoni" Alexander, 18, of Littlestown, allegedly robbed the man on Jan. 24 as he was delivering pizzas to them

I never sausage a crime.

28 posted on 01/28/2017 2:26:35 PM PST by RoosterRedux
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To: lightman

Yeast set me up.


29 posted on 01/28/2017 2:26:36 PM PST by posterchild (Treade a worme on the tayle, and it must turne agayne.)
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