It’s a hoot! Very well done. FWIW, I think the writing and announcing is even better that the Puppy Bowl, and not just cuz I’m one cat short of crazy cat lady status.
And by the by, I LOVE the game of football. When I was born, my dad’s first gift for me was a football. I was a girl, but what the heck. I was Dad’s first future football fan. I grew up watching games with him. College, pro, whatever. I married a football fan. Again, high school, college, pro, whatever. We’ve now been NFL-free, me for 2 years, him for this one. We love football. We loathe The NFL. Pro fans need a new league.
My father was the sports photographer at the Naval Academy so I grew up with sports too. Can’t stand to watch most games now. I love your screen name - cats are The. Absolute best pets ever!