[Vendome]

What does a nothing burger taste like?

[SnuffaBolshevik]

"What does a nothing burger taste like?"

99% lead

1% antimony

Just a hint of spent IMR 8208.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“What does a nothing burger taste like?”

I’ve heard it tastes like a Bowel Burger au Jus, but without the jus.*

*Rather obscure Gravity’s Rainbow reference.