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AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigarsmoke...
it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcastspecialist,
having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIBmicrophone,
firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute ofAdvanced
Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until everyAmerican
agrees with him — do NOT doubt him — with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name(that’s Rush,
for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at thecutting-edge of
societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, theall-knowing,
all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truthdetector, and
doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief ofU.S. Operation
Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the PatriotismPolice. Leader of the
Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanishlingo, there). He is the
man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He is ready to do whathe was born to do — host.
Get ready to what you were born to do — listen. And post your comments on theRush Limbaugh LIVE Radio
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