Here’s one way to connect (not that it matters now):
When you get confused about the differences between a puddle and “navigable waters”, ask the rural voters rather than telling them there is no difference. They can answer lots of other “difficult” questions if you can pretend to respect them long enough to hear the answer.
One of the more difficult questions these environmental idiots can’t seem to answer is “Where does electricity come from?” Their answer of “a plug in the wall” leaves a lot to be desired.