“They create safe spaces for all — my university library brought dogs in before finals so students might drop by, cuddle, and de-stress — and now every presidential tweet and interview promises to despoil those spaces.”
That’s right snowflakes. We’re kicking down the door to the safe space, and we’re going to take your comfort dogs and teach ‘em to hunt. Cute defenseless little fuzzy animals. For meat. With firearms!
Great idea. I ought to convince a friend of mine to volunteer his black lab to these cuddle sessions, and show the thumb-sucking students how the dog they're cuddling was retrieving downed ducks for us all morning.
But hey, at least the snowflakes will still have their blankets, pajamas, hot cocoa, crayons and play-dough to comfort them every time Trump says something they don't want to hear.
Thanks for my first big laugh of the day. And, I wish it would happen just like that.