[Crucial]

I mean, who cares? This shouldn’t be news or even close to it.

[a fool in paradise]

But this went viral on fascistbook! It’s important and stuff!

So tired of reading the internet in lamestream media.

“Did you hear what so and so tweeted?”

“We’ve got breaking news but first have you seen this viral video of a driver, a cat, a student... et al?”