I’ll see your comments and raise you the following:
1. Define the “correct” temperature range for the planet.
2. Define the “correct” humidity range for the planet.
3. Define the “correct” mean sea level for the planet.
4. Define the “correct” amount of precipitation for the planet.
5. Define the “correct” makeup of the atmosphere.
6. Define the “correct” amount of sea ice at the N/S poles.
7. Define/explain past glaciation and subsequent warming without any input from humans.
Still not tired of winning. ;-)
A few years ago, I was at an REI store. At the counter, they had plastic reusable bags for only $16. I asked the cashier if she thought that was just a little ridiculous and she couldn’t disagree other than to say it was recycled plastic. She then proceeded to put my purchase in a paper bag.
I said Paper? She then told me it was made with reclaimed wood. I left her speechless when I reminded her that trees are nothing but a slow growing crop.
Excellent!