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To: God luvs America

What Keith Richards has taught me is that the key to a long life is chain smoking, doing an insane number of Drugs and drinking tons of hard liquor.


5 posted on 12/28/2016 5:14:43 AM PST by KC_Lion ("I'm a believer that you don't need a title, and you don't need an office to make a difference"~S.P.)
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To: KC_Lion

How his lungs continue to function is remarkable.
More pictures of him exist with a cigarette than without.

15 posted on 12/28/2016 5:31:59 AM PST by Blue Jays ( Rock hard ~ Ride free)
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To: KC_Lion

Well, one of those three will help me :)

He’s also taught scientists they have a LONG way to go in understanding illness and genetics.


37 posted on 12/28/2016 9:44:01 AM PST by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: KC_Lion

Don’t forget total blood transfusions and snorting dead relatives’ cremated ashes.

Actually, he’s probably mastered the trifecta of preservatives.
Drugs-—derived from herbs, maintains you in a mummified state of equilibrium.
Alcohol-—pickles you.
Smoking-—smokes your meat, turns you into walking beef jerky.

He probably eats lotsa junk food, too. Those are full of preservatives.


38 posted on 12/28/2016 10:40:51 AM PST by mumblypeg (Make America Macho Again.)
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