[Cletus.D.Yokel]

and don’t get me started on capitalization problems....

[palmer]

I demand the Capitolization of the Electronic Collage.

[goldbux]

The Electrical College will meet tomorrow (Faraday) to cast its volts for each state's Presidential victor. That's the current plan. Strong resistance is expected from agitators with low thinking capacitance. Oh, my!

It's not really a College. It doesn't have a campus, a math department, an Organic Chemistry Lab, a football team, an Olympic swimming pool, a mascot, cheerleaders, school colors, logo merchandise, a wealthy alumni association, or dimwit overpaid professors.