Maybe you're not Jewish? Or maybe you are and you are a JINO and you feel guilty about it?
Do you ever do anything "Jewish" beyond maybe attending synagogue for a couple of hours on a couple of days in Tishri (maybe usually September to you)?
Schumer might make a courtesy appearances at different synagogues on several Shabbats a year, but the guy is such a phony that you have to know such appearances are for show. Does he show up at 9AM? Is he there for Adon Olam at noon? I'd bet anything he isn't and he isn't.
I detest Chuck the Schmuck, pretend Jew. (Is pretend better for you?)
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I am not Jewish. How is this relevant?
You are talking about religious observance.
This doesn’t affect ethnic/cultural affiliations.
An ethnic Jew can be an atheistic communist and still remains an ethnic Jew.
People are often mixing up religios Judaism with Jewish ethnicity. And being a religiously observant Jew doesn’t always mean support for right-wing politics.
If you don’t keep Shabbat, then just throw away Pesach and Yom Kippur because you’re not a Jew until you do.