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The guests in Plaza Hotel room 4012 were awakened by loud beating on their door. On answering the door, they discovered an irate Hillary Clinton demanding to be let in. She was extremely angry in her obscsne insistance that they leave her suite immediately.
The door was closed and security notified. The security team calmed Mrs Clinton the recent unsuccessful candidate for President and directed her to her actual suite 4212 two floors above. Mrs Clinton apparently got off the elevator on the wrong floor.
Alcohol was said th be involved in the incident