We had a great little local butcher shop. We went into it and they had a tray of whole skinned rabbits in one of the display coolers.
I made the mistake of pointing them out to the wife with the comment: “Look at the cats”.
After she woke up, I said I was sorry, they were not cats, they were rabbits.
After she woke up the second time, I helped her out of the shop and she would never go back.
Man, that really lets you know if your wife really loves you. 35 years ago and still going strong, but I never tell that story or remind her.
LOL!