I have a plan.
Send the illegal aliens a letter saying they won a TV with a claim ticket.
Ask them to come to their local Best Buy to pick it up.
Arrest them.
Bus them to the nearest Air Force Base.
Adorn them with a parachute.
Put them in a seat on massive transport.
Tether the chute.
Somewhere over Southern Mexico let them drift safely down in their home country.
Beats a catapult.
Yes, but the parachutes cost too much so as a cost-cutting measure ...
>>Put them in a seat on massive transport.
>>Tether the chute.
>>Somewhere over Southern Mexico let them drift safely down in their home country.
>>Beats a catapult.
Nah, Trebuchets have much lower carbon footprints, plus they save the expense of a parachute.
But a catapult would be so much more...satisfying. Ecologically sound, too. Low energy use, plus composting.