...you are the closed-minded, pushy, loudmouth jerk at Thanksgiving dinner!
Did you ever watch the series Justified?
Toward the end of the run, the protagonist, Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens, waxes philosophic with this little gem: "If you run into an a**hole in the morning, you ran into an a**hole. If you run into a**holes all day, you're the a**hole."