To: shibumi
"This time it worked pretty well I think."
The potential imagery it conjures takes your breath away. Example:
House Representative Pelosi addressed the assembled rabble brandishing her most inflammatory "drama queenery."
All that's missing is the scepter.
To: clearcarbon
18 posted on
11/16/2016 11:43:42 PM PST by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: clearcarbon
An oldie but a goody ... Pelosi visits Rome
Pelosi Goes Poping
.
"Hey, lady, ssst! Hey, come over here."
"What? You talkin' tah me?"
"Hey, yeah. Look, I sella you some tickets, you get audience with da Pope."
"Don't you recognize me? I'm the House Speaker."
"Hey, yeah, listen, I'ma the spic inna my house, too. You wanna tickets or not?"
"Well, I..."
"I give 'em to you cheap. Say, whattsamattuh you face?"
"What do you mean?"
"Issa all, I dunno, stretched like-uh cheap skin job."
"You mean, like, I'm a Cylon?"
"Whassa Cylon?"
"You don't get Battlestar Galactica?"
"Hey, if it's inna da Vatican, I getta you in."
73 posted on
11/17/2016 9:44:11 AM PST by
sparklite2
(I'm less interested in the rights I have than the liberties I can take.)
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