"....and that's when my researchers told me if I wear a black turtleneck and drive a leased silver mercedes often enough, I can actually BECOME Steve Jobs..! I'm listening to Bob Dylan records, I'm parking in the on-campus handicapped parking and it is PAYING OFF..! Just yesterday I got onto an elevator, and you know what? EVERYONE inside RAN OUT..! You know what THAT means..? All my stupid ideas WILL ALL turn into lucrative products and people will excuse my screaming at employees as entrepreneurial GENIUS..!"
I was disgusted by her since seeing her smug Steve Jobs “too cool for school” face. I now know why.
“Just yesterday I got onto an elevator, and you know what? EVERYONE inside RAN OUT..! You know what THAT means..? “
That you were dragging your latest phart along with you?