Trump should call a press conference and tell them he needs the media to cover an important event that’s about to unfold. He then should lead him to the bathroom and invite them to watch him take a dump.
To get even for this, he should call a press conference, then lead them outside and go to a hot dog stand. He could pick up the hot dogs and lead them back inside.
Then he could eat them at the podium.
At the end he could say, “This is to make up for the other night when I had the nerve to enjoy a quiet meal with my family.
I’m so sorry I hadn’t realized I couldn’t do that without you for four years, because it would upset you so much.
Listen closely.
F off!
[He then should lead him to the bathroom and invite them to watch him take a dump]
I’m surprised the media hasn’t bitched yet about being blocked from THAT! I know they are itching to report on how much TP Trump uses, or how long he washed his hands for afterward! Or that Obama’s s**t smelled better.