[rktman]

Famous explorer and VN vet and all around fantabulous scientist john f'n kohn-heinz-kerry. Hmmm. Did the NZ erf quake try to tell us something? Like, uh, john, get the hell off my island. Guess he never did the ice in a glass test huh? What an utter buffoon. Soon to be an unemployed buffoon but a buffoon non the less. Will he fade in to the background? Nah, he'll probably further his efforts to have us all back in mud huts. Ah, the smell of dung fires in the morning from the veranda of your spacious hut. Don't get much better.

[Resettozero]

It isn’t wise to call a public person a buffoon just because one disagrees politically with them.

Except in the case of Lurch Kerry.

[Pearls Before Swine]

... as much CO2 as the average American produces in a year...

And that’s just from transportation, before he opens his horse-faced mouth!

[ml/nj]

And SO₂ too.

ML/NJ

[Henchster]

Kerry spoke about concerns that should a huge ice sheet break up and melt sea levels could rise by 12 feet.

Let's do some math for the World's dumbest hypocrite:

There are 140,000,000 square miles of ocean. There are only 5,400,000 square miles of Antarctica. For Kerry’s sea level rise, we need a “sheet” of ice the entire size of Antarctica that is 311 feet high, that is ALL ABOVE SEA LEVEL, to somehow slide into the ocean and melt.

Someone please take away this dork's hall pass and send him back to Boston College's remedial math 101.