[867V309]

There should be a separate snowflake social justice weenie basement dweller hotline.

[C210N]

This is absolutely the finest gloat material - now with over 2 million views, or about 600,000 per day. If you have not yet seen it, here is a handy link: (<3 min)

Butt-Hurt Crying Hillary Voters Compilation

[matt1234]

For suicide by gun, please type or say "gun'

For suicide by drugs, please type of say "drugs"

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[kevao]

Set call forwarding to Dr. Kavorkian.

[LadyShires]

I’ve been looking to volunteer for a worthy cause. Hmm........

[ronnie raygun]

It clearly is an indication that there’s a mentally ill portion of the society that was caused by the democratic party and thier agenda

[trebb]

God forgive me but.....

Hot line: "Suicide prevention, what can I do for you?"
Caller: "I'm depressed about Trump winning and want to kill myself."
Hot line: "Where do you intend to do it?"
Caller: "I'm gonna jump off the Empire State Building."
Hot line: "Which side?"
Caller: What the hell difference does it make?"
Hot line: "We need to know which side to clear so nobody gets hurt when you hit...... Hello....hello"...click.

[ontap]

That would tend to lower liberal influence......just saying!!!

[New Jersey Realist]

I wish I was working the hot line, I’d tell them it was OK, quit complaining and just off yourself.

[Robe]

just disconnect the phone line ,...it will thin the herd