Posted on 11/10/2016 8:00:18 PM PST by monkapotamus
A Chinese monkey described as “king of the prophets” tipped Donald Trump to be the next US president last week.
Wearing a yellow shirt emblazoned with his name – Geda – the simian seer was given the chance to pick between bananas at the Shiyan Lake Ecological Park in Changsha County.
The fruit was strategically placed beside life-size cut-outs of Trump, the Republican candidate, and his Democratic challenger, Hillary Clinton.
After what is described as “deliberate thought”, the mystic monkey – whose name means “knots” or “goose bumps” – chose Trump.
He sealed the deal by congratulating the cardboard candidate with a kiss on the lips...
(Excerpt) Read more at euronews.com ...
Smarter than the media
Let it take over Nate Silver’s column in the New York Times. The monkey’s analysis and predictions will be a lot more insightful.
Curious that China has yet to give monkeys the vote.
And they think we are odd?
OK....if God spoke through Balaam’s ass...
Animals are good at sensing evil.
So was Professor Helmut Norpoth:
http://insider.foxnews.com/2016/10/22/trump-will-win-election-professor-long-track-record-predicts
very funny had to tweet that one out
Artificial Intelligence MogIA Predicts Fourth Election in Row with Trump Win
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/11/09/artificial-intelligence-mogia-predicts-fourth-election-in-row-with-trump-win/
Even a freakin’ computer program is smarter than the LSM!
The ChiCom monkey is smarter than 99.99% of American journalists and pollsters. Sad.
Are we sure that wasn’t actually Nate Silver in disguise?
“So was Professor Helmut Norpoth:”
Yes he was, and he was morally uplifting during difficult times. He gave affirmation to my thoughts with his approach toward data and emotion.
He was spot on.
The chimp is smarter than the clinton voters. And the media with a few exceptions!
I’d put it this way: American liberal press are dumber than a monkey. I wouldn’t call them journalists.
I thought they were talking about Michael Moore.
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