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Foreign Ministry denies application for refugee status by U.S. eating contestant Lena Dunham[tr]
DPRK (North Korean) News Service via Twitter ^ | Nov 10, 2016 | unknown

Posted on 11/10/2016 10:58:28 AM PST by matt1234

[full text:] Foreign Ministry denies application for refugee status by U.S. celebrity eating contestant Lena Dunham, due to lack of ideological merit


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: lenadunham; norks; northkorea

1 posted on 11/10/2016 10:58:28 AM PST by matt1234
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To: matt1234

:)


2 posted on 11/10/2016 10:59:14 AM PST by mbarker12474
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To: matt1234

Well DARN...I was looking forward to never seeing or hearing her name in the US again!


3 posted on 11/10/2016 11:01:34 AM PST by greyfoxx39
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To: matt1234

The same Lena Dunham from the HBO show is an eating contestant?

Interesting.


4 posted on 11/10/2016 11:03:05 AM PST by proud American in Canada (May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
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To: matt1234

XD


5 posted on 11/10/2016 11:03:13 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (****happy dance****)
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To: matt1234

Just sneak in North Korea. They will admire you for that and since you advocate that for the US...so practice what you preach. They’ll let you vote and go to school free. Get crackin’!


6 posted on 11/10/2016 11:04:22 AM PST by WKUHilltopper
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To: matt1234

And she applied for refugee status in North Korea????

I think there may be some translation problems here. Maybe the newspaper just meant a celebrity ‘who eats.’


7 posted on 11/10/2016 11:05:01 AM PST by proud American in Canada (May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
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To: matt1234

What if she promises not to eat all of Kim Fat ‘Un’s Twinkies?


8 posted on 11/10/2016 11:08:59 AM PST by WKUHilltopper
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To: matt1234
due to lack of ideological merit

That should be put on every newspaper headline across the country.

9 posted on 11/10/2016 11:09:23 AM PST by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: matt1234

Matt, I think the concept of “satire” has escaped some who have read your post...


10 posted on 11/10/2016 11:12:06 AM PST by Redbob (W.W.J.B.D. - What Would Jack Bauer Do?)
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To: matt1234
From the same site:

"Over-reliance on critically flawed and pornographic Bayesian methods causes abject failure of US polling systems. DPRK polls 100% correct.

ROFL!!!!

11 posted on 11/10/2016 11:15:20 AM PST by NorthMountain (Non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam.)
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To: matt1234
Also on the official DPRK Tw@tter feed ...

"With Donald Trump Revolution complete, the world turns its eyes to DPRK and Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un for guidance."

Yeah ... fo' SHO'!!!

12 posted on 11/10/2016 11:17:06 AM PST by NorthMountain (Non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam.)
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To: proud American in Canada
Maybe the newspaper just meant a celebrity ‘who eats.’

proper transaltion:

Fat Actress.

13 posted on 11/10/2016 11:17:59 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Don't question faith. Don't answer lies.)
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To: NorthMountain

Yes, that Twitter feed is comedy gold. I go there when I need a laugh.


14 posted on 11/10/2016 11:18:03 AM PST by matt1234 (The alt-right is the left's Emmanuel Goldstein)
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To: matt1234
Now, this one I believe:

"Craven lizard-woman Hillary Clinton refuses to concede election, cynically plotting rebellion to avoid ride on Donkey of Shame."

15 posted on 11/10/2016 11:18:22 AM PST by NorthMountain (Non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam.)
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To: proud American in Canada

Proper “translation”, that is.


16 posted on 11/10/2016 11:18:28 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Don't question faith. Don't answer lies.)
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To: matt1234

Lena Dunham: ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag


17 posted on 11/10/2016 11:36:37 AM PST by tophat9000 (Tophat9000)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

LOL!!!


18 posted on 11/10/2016 7:52:00 PM PST by proud American in Canada (May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
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