Posted on 11/09/2016 7:19:39 PM PST by simpson96
Bad news for anyone looking to relocate to our neighbor to the north after last night’s election results: Canada doesn’t want you.
After Americans—and especially American celebrities—began considering making good on their promises to “move to Canada” in the wake of Donald Trump election victory, Canadians took to Twitter to warn Americans that they’d best stay where they are.
They’re even talking about building their own wall—to keep immigrants from American out of their pristine cities and away from their mounted law enforcement, gravy and cheese covered French fries, superior hockey coverage and French Sesame Street.
Even CBC, Canada’s state-owned broadcasting network, is trying to actively discourage a mass migration. As the Canadian Immigration and Citizenship website crashed last night, the CBC took to its blog to warn people that emigrating to Canada isn’t as easy as jumping a border.
To avoid deportation back to Trump’s America, they’d have to spend years in Canada’s aggressive filter system and spend thousands of dollars. And then, they’d have to find jobs in Canada’s crowded urban metropolises—unless, of course, they like farming.
But if there’s anyone Canada really doesn’t want, among the number of celebrities who “seriously’ pledged to move north, it’s Girls star Lena Dunham (though, it seems, they’d also prefer not to house either Miley Cyrus or Amy Schumer).
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I agree, they have too many “liberals” there already.
I think we should invade Canada and liberate them from thought control!!
This is bad news. We need them all to move.
Canada does not need to worry, NONE of the leftists who said they would leave the U.S. are going to.
I think Lena Dunam would single handedly cause Canada’s antibiotic supplies to evaporate, rapidly.
Big, big strain on their socialist healthcare system.
Maybe she’ll be mistaken for a deformed baby seal and everybody can be relieved of seeing her bloated @$$ ever again.
Do not say that.
We need to hound them on social media and letters and tweets and hashtags #whenareyouleaving? For as long as they remain here.
They would rather have a million murdering muslims than one of our Hollyweird contagions.
Why pick Canada instead of Mexico ? Hmm ...
Heh I will take anybody if the US takes Justin Bieber
ROFL...pretty bad when there isn’t another country that wants you and tells you your not wanted...
We don’t want them either, maybe we can ship them to Syria when we send the rest of the ‘imports’ from Barky there!!!
Well, the hounding sounds good but all they have to say in response is they were just joking. Cher said she would go to Jupiter. Then again, there is a city named Jupiter in Bolivia. Hmmmmm......
Have scientists discovered yet why Lena Dunham has a career?
Id settle for her self exile in Jupiter, FL.
Well if Canada won’t take them, maybe they can try Ghana or Mozambique.
The point is to make them own their words. And live by them. And see many multiple daily reminders the are not, and people remember they said that and said they were dead serious when they said it, cryig youtube videos, I dont say things i dont mean, etc.
Just throw it at them until they cant even log into their accounts anymore, or check emails, voicmails, “fan” letters....
They said it was not just drama hyperbole.
The left wants millions of illegal aliens to pour in here from Mexico and Central America, but none of these rich white liberals wants to live down there because of the “Third World” conditions. Look who the real racists are! I don’t think Mexico or El Salvador has enough of the two things well to do white liberals need most: coffee shops and free Wi-Fi access!
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