OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a giant nuclear furnace that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
Libs think exclusively in assumptions. Everything with the big ball of nuclear fire in the sky must remain constant. Why? Because they need it to in order to make the case for more government control.
Obamacare premiums will go down. How do we know this? Because there will be a flood of healthy young people crawling over each other to buy plans. “Wait, what if they just pay the penalty and buy a plan only if they get really sick?” Shaddup-won’t happen.
Nice job! (applause) Even volcanic ash shows what a much grander force Nature is than man. Argument from Intimidation is their only chance to keep using this junk science to enslave us.