She bought her house from 2 lesbians, the first neighbors to welcome her to the neighborhood were two lesbians from across the street. Two days later the next neighbors to visit were 2 lesbians from across the street next door to the other ones. My daughter exclaimed, " I live on lesbian corner!"
My daughter told them that her room mate is her best friend, not girlfriend, I said to her, they probably had this conversation walking away from your house, "Ahhhh, they haven't come out yet."
A slim one: any marriageable age woman with a dog who has managed to acquire her own house merits not only a "real man," but a real man with a head on his rather impressive shoulders....
Thin pickings, indeed!