[mountainlion]

This article assumes that John Hanoi Kerry the traitor was normal at one time.

[Boston Blackie]

Comrade Kerry self identifies as a war hero.

[KevinB]

Perhaps all his flying about is what disrupted Secretary of State John Kerry’s ability to think coherently.

How can something that never existed be disrupted?

[BenLurkin]

the introduction of the jetliner for the old propellers-and-internal engines disrupted their menstrual cycles.

Explains why all the stewardesses these days look post-menopausal.

[Jack Hammer]

“He told a group of University of Chicago political science students the other day that President Obama’s foreign policies have been a smashing success.”

That is a fantasy worthy of Disneyland.

Kerry’s obviously had too much Kool Aid.

[Oztrich Boy]

John Kerry claims he was given a magic hat in Vietnam.