Mark Steyn: Occam's Weiner

Happy Halloweiner, the night when Anthony Weiner's undead penis rises from its grave to bite Hillary's campaign. The stroking dead is apparently impervious to silver bullets or garlic, and unlike vampires it does show up in photographs, on cell phones across the globe.

So in the final week of the campaign the plot twists arrange themselves in a remarkably straightforward manner. The FBI is investigating the Clinton Foundation - because it's a criminal enterprise: if you give a million bucks to the the Clintons' charity, sixty grand goes to charity and the remaining 940,000 goes to fund the lifestyles of Bill, Hillary, Chelsea and their various malodorous associates ...

For four years, however, those donations also bought you access to the US Secretary of State. That's why Mrs Clinton and her coterie ... determined to use a private server. Because the pay-for-play was so unsubtle you couldn't have it sitting on State Department emails destined for the National Archives.

We now learn that the FBI are looking into 650,000 emails discovered on Anthony Weiner's laptop, a machine Huma Abedin has told friends she never used - as you wouldn't, if your spouse had the habits Mr Weiner has. 650,000 emails is at least 20 times the number Mrs Clinton originally turned over to the government - or approximately a thousand emails per day for two years, so Weiner would have to be sexting his spambot penis to an underage girl every minute-and-a-half to rack up that total. Which would be impressive even for him. Instead, the metadata indicates that thousands and thousands of those emails were sent either to or from Mrs Clinton's private server. And she seems unlikely to be that interested in Anthony Weiner's penis.

[ So in the final week of the campaign the plot twists arrange themselves in a remarkably straightforward manner. The FBI is investigating the Clinton Foundation - because it’s a criminal enterprise: if you give a million bucks to the the Clintons’ charity, sixty grand goes to charity and the remaining 940,000 goes to fund the lifestyles of Bill, Hillary, Chelsea and their various malodorous associates ...

For four years, however, those donations also bought you access to the US Secretary of State. That’s why Mrs Clinton and her coterie ... determined to use a private server. Because the pay-for-play was so unsubtle you couldn’t have it sitting on State Department emails destined for the National Archives. ]

And there it is. And yet we still have a percentage of the American public that doesn’t “get it”.

In the previous days post, Steyn penned what may very well be the funniest and most apt political jab/literary reference ever:

Bill staggers around like the Blowjob of Dorian Gray; the life has all but literally been sucked out of him.

And this:

His straight-woman, once the reliably stolid, stone-faced Margaret Dumont of his cigar-waggling routine, now has to be propped up on street bollards and fed lines by her medical staff.

There is just NOBODY who writes like Steyn.

The FBI is investigating the Clinton Foundation - a criminal enterprise: if you give a million bucks, sixty grand supposedly goes to charity; 940,000 goes to fund the lifestyles of Bill, Hillary, Chelsea and their various malodorous associates ...

The FBI’s White Collar Crime Division is handling the C/F investigation.

The FBI also needs to get its Electronic/Mail Fraud unit on this....b/c the foundation solicited money for one purpose then used it for another purpose. That is considered electronic/mail fraud.

PODESTA EMAIL EVIDENCE: Mentions CHAI, AFLCIO, Deutsche Bank.......

<><> ....(money raised for) the Island initiative budget "as is" includes a $100,000 salary for Ira (on top of his CHAI salary) and a staff of nine .....

<><> ...... Swedish post code lottery donor funds (to be split among them)......

<><>....Clinton Foundation donor funds used to fund AFL-CIO/pension fund retrofit work.

LINK https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/9938

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<><> ITEM----The legal culpability of a tax-free "charity" consists of:

<><> soliciting and taking money, and,

<><> showing how they spend it.

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REPORT MAIL FRAUD AND ELECTRONIC FRAUD HERE:

MAIL FRAUD https://postalinspectors.uspis.gov/contactUs/filecomplaint.aspx

ELECTRONIC FRAUD---FBI electronic fraud unit
FBI tip page https://tips.fbi.gov

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KEEP IN MIND--In addition to the highly visible Clinton Global Initiative, there are several separate Clinton foundations that maintain their own revenue streams. All these entities maintain separate operations for the Clintons’ pay-to-play global racketeering operations:

<><>the Clinton Health Access Initiative (CHAI),

<><> the Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton (BHCC) Foundation,

<><> the Clinton Foundation Hong Kong,

<><> William J. Clinton Foundation Charitable Trust (Kenya),

<><> William J. Clinton Foundation Charitable Trust (UK),

<><> the Clinton Foundation Insalingsstiftelse (Sweden).

<><> the Clinton/Guistra Partnership, Canada.

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