Posted on 10/31/2016 11:56:51 PM PDT by Rummyfan
Happy Halloweiner, the night when Anthony Weiner's undead penis rises from its grave to bite Hillary's campaign. The stroking dead is apparently impervious to silver bullets or garlic, and unlike vampires it does show up in photographs, on cell phones across the globe.
So in the final week of the campaign the plot twists arrange themselves in a remarkably straightforward manner. The FBI is investigating the Clinton Foundation - because it's a criminal enterprise: if you give a million bucks to the the Clintons' charity, sixty grand goes to charity and the remaining 940,000 goes to fund the lifestyles of Bill, Hillary, Chelsea and their various malodorous associates - Sid Blumenthal, Terry McAuliffe, etc.
For four years, however, those donations also bought you access to the US Secretary of State. That's why Mrs Clinton and her coterie - Huma Abedin, Cheryl Mills, and the other supposed "government employees" - determined to use a private server. Because the pay-for-play was so unsubtle you couldn't have it sitting on State Department emails destined for the National Archives.
(Excerpt) Read more at steynonline.com ...
What a magnificent headline!
So happy to see something from Steyn!
I about fell out of my chair laughing because that opening is pure comic genius. Great stuff...lol
That was good! I haven’t read anything by Mark Steyn in quite a while. Nearly forgot how brilliant he is.
Loved it! And I wish I could write like that :)
Look at it this way. It saves you a bundle. If you could, you would be under indictment in Canada, and be paying lawyers till you are older than you are.
Look at it this way. It saves you a bundle. If you could, you would be under indictment in Canada, and be paying lawyers till you are older than you are.
Definitely!!
I really hope someone if the Tufts administration reads about their professor’s interesting views on rape.
It makes you wonder if he just talks about it or tries it on some of his students.
Maybe he even imitates his idol Bill Clinton and tells them to “put some ice on it”.
Check out the Orson Bean clip. Looks great at 88.
Weiner got sliced up good and proper!
With a name like Weiner, the headlines write themselves. This one is a fantastic example.
Larry Feig, PhD (Piled higher & Deeper), Tufts U
I’ve gotta admit Steyn has a way with words.
First sentence alone is worth the price of admission.
Bookmark for later.
How many of you silently read that in Mark Steyn’s accent? LOL! So many great points and turns of phrase, like “Mrs. Clinton’s court eunuchs in the American press”. I’d forgotten about Trump’s assertion in August that Huma has been sleeping with a pervert who is subject to blackmail and speculating about the State secrets she could be discussing with him. But it turns out, what actually happened was even worse.
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