[Ciaphas Cain]

"Happy to elaborate on the phone, provided you are not shopping at the liquor store."

Dear Lord. This really IS the election that won't stop giving, isn't it?

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Until recentlly, I would swear no one can out drink my family when we get together. I am the black sheep. I stop drinking when I know I have too much. I am the last sibling standing—or awake.

I am wrong. The Clinton crowd has us beat.

We need to try harder.