Ah, the Bickersons.
“Why can’t we be happy like other couples?”
“You’ve got me, George.”
“That’s the reason. Turn of the light, Blanch.”
“I’m a good mind to go live with my mother!”
“Why don’t you do it, then?”
“Because she went to live with HER mother!”
“Did you see that low cut dress Dolores wore to the party?”
“Oh, you were just seeing things, George.”
“Yeah, but she wore it anyway.”
Classic! Are there any recordings of the radio programs available?