[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

One silver lining to all this is that I’ve been able to slow down at work to a woman’s pace; it is like working a part-time job after the years I spent busting my hump working unpaid overtime...

That sounds nice, but I bet you still have to go to the office kitchen to make the ladies sammiches.

[kearnyirish2]

They wish; I’ve shifted my workday so far forward I drink half the first pot of coffee before anyone else even arrives.

(Shortly after “they” show up the sugar packets disappear...)