[DoughtyOne]

Translated for the original Sanskrit:

Send 9.95 silver ingots for the papyrus version, or 12.95 silver ingots for the tablet version to:

2 Assur Court Walk
Second tent on the left
Sumeria

Hurry, this is a Limited Time Offer

Sale ends in 3403 years.

All sales are final.

(c) 1387 bc

[Billthedrill]

Don’t do it! That thing is DRM’d like all git out and it will put a root kit on yer clay tablet!