3:40 PM: Hillary, having been wheeled into the dining room, is bring fed her blenderized breakfast: Metamucil, prunes, Geritol, and Claritin-D. The resulting bilge is fed into a feeding tube and drained into her gullet. Hillary is chipper and looking directly at people and objects that catch her attention through motion. Discussions are being had as to if the post-breakfast nap is actually needed.
3:50: Hillary’s secret service van, with the raised roof, has arrived. Havimg been stocked with a gurney, medical O2, defibrillator, tranquilizers, amphetamines, anti-psychotics and diet Sprite, the A/C has been turned dowb to 55 degrees to prevent overheating. Local hospitals have been put on stage one alert thst the candidate is about to be moved, surgeons standing by.
4:30 PM. Bill’s secret service detail picks him up from Hempstead Oriental massage parlor. Directs driver to drop him off at Gennifer Flowers hotel for a “chat.”