I found one, Davis, you fool. It was in the second place I looked, and it's for the only thing that matters, survival. Here's what it says: "The highest survival rates were found in the U.S. for breast and prostate cancer." It's right here: http://www.webmd.com/cancer/news/20080716/cancer-survival-rates-vary-by-country
As someone with prostate cancer, I find this to be quite reassuring, and I also find you to be a babbling fool.
What I mean is a study that says our overall system is number one.