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Phew, did they find uncharred passports too?

Rest assured that DHS and CIA will soon release details. This appears to be an accident caused by Putins remote viewing team. ( Men who stare at Goats). While practicing how to hack US voting machines via remote viewing, something went wrong, the team’s Psi waves got crossed via electromagnetic interference and were misdirected and concentrated on this dumpster, the energy generated was so great as to cause an explosion. Tune into MSNBC for more details, they have scheduled Art Bell and David Icke to explain the process of remote viewing and manipulation of physical matter via remote viewing. The Russians are behind this, but DHS will thwart their plans and assure you that the election process will be protected and you can have full confidence that the results are honest and fair. - ZH wit

A couple more of these false flag, uh, terrorist garbage bin bombings, and we’ll have to cancel the presidential elections...