Kotex sanitary napkins make good iserts in shoes to keep feet from hurting. Preparation H is also good for droopy eyelids.
” If the recoil from your M-14 rifle is too much for your shoulder to endure; go over to the PX and buy a box of Kotex and use them as recoil pads.” from basic training DI in the late 1960’s. No one followed that bit of advice.
“Preparation H is also good for droopy eyelids.”
But don’t mix it up with toothpaste. Oh well, at least your teeth won’t itch.