Take those dangerous Glocks away from the police IMMEDIATELY! It’s for the safety of the children! Any Massachusetts police officer is a walking time bomb! That Glock the cop is carrying could go off at any time!
Disclaimer- I own stock in S&W and Sig.
By the police? I haven't heard that argument raised before. No wonder so many dogs and minority youths get shot. (/sarc for those who haven't had their coffee yet...)