The belief that government can and must protect us from (drivers, hair-washers, low-cost labor, entropy) is very widespread. I’ve seen people on FR argue that state licensing of hair-shampooers is necessary for public safety.
“Under the board’s regulations, an individual must complete “not less than 300 hours” of instruction “in the practice and theory of shampooing” at an approved school.”
Impossible, since the entire “practice and theory of shampooing” can be explained in less than a minute, in 3 words:
Lather, Rinse, Repeat