[Lurkinanloomin]

People shouting Allahu Akbar aren’t Buddhists or Christians

[Blue Jays]

If I do anything bad I must remember to immediately and loudly say, "Allahu Akbar!" to everyone within earshot.
Probably a good technique if a police officer pulls you over. Get it on the dashcam and bodycam. Officer won't wish to look like he/she is focusing on Muslims.
Now just need the appropriate clothing for the ruse! Muslims can do anything and get away with it.