I had a group of Jamaicans calling me up to twice a day for weeks telling me I had a virus and they were there to fix it.
I hung up on them over and over. Finally, I had some free time and played around with them for over an hour. I was driving and didn’t even have my computer with me. I just kept making up reasons why they couldn’t access my computer.
After an hour, a third guy came on the phone and we went round and round again. He was getting angry and started saying “Why are you wasting my time?” over and over again.
I let him have it with every cuss word I could think of and told him that they had been wasting my time for weeks. And that I would track him down and “gut him like a fish” if they ever called back.
Surprisingly, they never called again.
A n old farmer was trying to tell a young ag school graduate about how to feed hogs. He had a wheel barrow with ears of corn and he would place 4 or 5 ears at a time in the feeding trough.
it took a long time.
The Ag school grad was watching attentively and asked “wouldn’t it save time to just dump the whole load at once”
The old farmer looked at him like he was crazy and said “what’s time to a hog?”
Iknow I know...... its fun to lead those bastards on