Once upon a time, there was a real scandal at a certain Big 10 Men's basketball team, when one member of the team was accused of theft and another of sexual assault.
Some unknown wag pointed out that they were happy about this, because it proved that the team finally had a forward who could penetrate and a guard who could steal...
3 posted on 08/07/2016 7:35:14 AM PDT by grey_whiskers
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