[Iron Munro]

Not a Photoshop, just cropped from a wider view.

Here is the original plus a few others from the same outing:

[Pearls Before Swine]

I’ve seen some of these pics before, but the picture in the upper left, when you get the front-on waddle, is the one you used. It’s the least complimentary—i.e., most fat-ass—of the bunch, by far.