[Pollster1]

Why are all screeds like this so long? Shorten it up.

How about:

"Stock up on beer, bullets, and butter . . . but you probably don't need more beer or butter."

[familyop]

"Stock up on beer, bullets, and butter . . . but you probably don't need more beer or butter."

But you need steak, ice cream, your favorite chips, cakes (cheese cake!), beer (more beer!), Krispy Kreme, movies, baseball games, Nutella, wine, pizza, football games, snack crackers, basketball, new pickup truck, nachos, more channels,...!