[KeyLargo]

The book Store;

I was walking in town and I saw that there was a “Muslim Book Store.” I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim book store, so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the sales assistant gave me the stink eye but asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?”

The assistant said, “Kiss my ass, get out, and stay out!”

I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback ?”

[Nifster]

Now that’s just plain funny

[SoFloFreeper]

+1. Best joke I’ve heard in a month.

[GOYAKLA]

I gave you credits, as I emailed to my Trumpbuds!
Thanks, for the Joke of the Month.

[CGASMIA68]

Good one

[VRW Conspirator]

I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback ?”

[Enchante]

thanks, love this!

[jch10]

Good one!