[Pearls Before Swine]

Where the Huns when they are needed to deal with the moors?

Good question. But, it's kind of hard to man up when your Johnson is waving in the breeze. I'd say nudist beaches are a "soft" target.

[LydiaLong]

“I’d say nudist beaches are a ‘soft’ target.”
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The men will be impotent in fighting back. Their flaccid plans will turn to nothing. I think the erection of a wall would be a good solution.